OMG! This is one lady who knows how to make an announcement! This is Beyonce on the VMA Red Carpet today and by this pose I guess it’s pretty clear that there is a baby on the way! Huge congrats to the parents to be. More news to come…

ΩPhoto via @MTV

Happy 36th Birthday!

Woops! How could I miss that? Well, I was in the land of updates and such while Angelina Jolie was celebrating her 36th birthday, so hopefully you’ll excuse me.

What do you think about Angelina Jolie being cast as Cleopatra?

Like with wine, this gal just seems to be getting better with age, so I’ve compiled a few images of her thru the years. She’s gone from free spirited wild child, to Oscar winner, United Nations Goodwill Ambassador, devoted mom, and now she can add director to her list of accomplishments.

Did you know that Angelina Jolie is designing jewelry with Robert Procop?

She has managed to revamp her image and literally transform herself into a highly respected mega watt movie star with a heart of philanthropic gold. Doesn’t get any better than that, does it?

And now that her younglings are asking about marriage, can we expect her to add Mrs. Brad Pitt to her list of titles? Who knows, but I’ll bet that will cause more of a feeding frenzy than the Royal Wedding did. How much will that first picture be worth do you think?

So check out the evolution of Angelina Jolie below. Curious minds want to know, what is your favorite Angelina Jolie phase?

Angelina rockin’ a pixie in the Hackers days, before she was a mega star.

Oscar winning Angelina in the “I’ve just kissed my brother and Elvira is my idol” days.

Angelina Jolie in the kick a** role of Lara Croft Tomb Raider era.

A la Billy Bob Thornton and the vials of blood around the neck phase.

The Grecian goddess transformation epoch.

The “I’m so not into Brad Pitt…really I’m not” *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* age.

Brad Pitt’s my baby daddy Earth Mother mojo aeon.

“It’s good to be me…er, I mean it’s good to be living happily ever after” days.

Yes, it’s sad, but true. Lindsay Lohan is going to jail. I feel bad for her, honestly, as a mom, I’d hoped she would have picked up her socks and cleaned up her act. Nobody wants to rejoice (usually) when it’s announced that somebody is trading in the stolen fur coats for not so lovely jailbird orange. I sure don’t. It’s very unfortunate and didn’t have to happen — or maybe it did. Maybe this was the only way she would wake up and realize she was throwing her young and “could be talented again” life away. Most likely LiLo won’t end up serving the full 90 days in the slammer. If she’s lucky, maybe she’ll get half that and some sort of community service. Who knows? However, based on the stunned reaction and futile ramblings of both Linds and her lawyer after the judges verdict, I can only deduce that no one expected that Miss Lohan would end up behind bars. Stay strong Lindsay. It’ll be tough while you’re serving your sentence, but in the end, hopefully it’s the wake up call you so desperately need.