Sometimes there are times when life can get too busy to stop and smell the roses. We forget to slow down and enjoy the simple things in life. That is why we all need good friends to remind us to stop and have a moment to treat ourselves. Yes, sometimes we all need a good laugh!
Enjoy, dear Readers! This laugh’s for you!
~ The following was copied for your reading pleasure from an email I received the other day…..
~ A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’.
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him’.
~ Followed by…..
~ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’
The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like’
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, ‘They will in a minute.’
~ A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
…..After explaining the commandment to ‘honor’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, ‘Thou shall not kill.’
~ One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’
Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’
See What I mean!!
~ From Rosie
“ Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!” ~ Author Unknown